I am an over-the-road truck driver. I taught English for 7 years, worked in the oil field for 3, worked in a meat packing plant for 5, and was a member of the Army Reserves from 1990 to 1998. I have 3 children. I enjoy composing songs, model railroading, and collecting Hot Wheels. If any of that is actually "interesting," wake me up and let me know.

You can catch me on eBay (username "lostnspc86") or drop me an email at "mopac_fan@yahoo.com."

I want to die quietly, in my sleep, as my grandfather did...not kicking and screaming like his passengers.

"I have taken all knowledge to be my province." Francis Bacon, ca. 1575.

"Screw you guys. I'm going home." Eric Cartman, South Park, ca. 1998.